The accountant of the company I work at came into my office for some business. She was about to repay me a bill that I financed for the company. Here’s the written documentary of the transaction:
Woman: That’s 19,575.
Me: Okay, here’s 20,000.
Woman: I’ll be right back with the change. Need to go to my office first [...]
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Dear black metal fans,
Just because your favourite artist creates a side project where he uses saxophone and other gay instruments and not all the songs have blastbeats and growling, it won’t make his new album a progressive avantgarde rock masterpiece.
*sigh*
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The comeback album of Transatlantic, an international supergroup with Dream Theater’s main man behind the drumkit, has just been released. It is widely known that Mike Portnoy likes Swedish progressive rockers Beardfish. He even picked them for the American leg of this year’s Progressive Nation Tour, which fell through in the end due to the bankruptcy of SPV, distributor [...]
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Step one:
Take a Judas Priest song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.
swfobject.registerObject(”ssg_gplayer_object-1415-0″, “9.0.0″, “http://zolireds.net/blog/wp-content/plugins/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player/swfobject/expressInstall.swf”);
Running Wild vs The Wicker Man
Step two:
Take a Queensrÿche song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.
swfobject.registerObject(”ssg_gplayer_object-1415-1″, “9.0.0″, “http://zolireds.net/blog/wp-content/plugins/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player/swfobject/expressInstall.swf”);
Spreading The Disease vs The Wicker Man
Step three:
Take a post 80s Maiden era like dumb chorus line that your [...]
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The following phone conversation happened between me and an old schoolmate of mine that I haven’t seen for years:
Caller: Hi.
Me: Hey, long time no hear.
Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD?
Me: What?
Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago.
Me: No, you did not.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Caller. Ah, okay. How is the family?
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