zolireds.net » fun http://zolireds.net/blog Sun, 02 Oct 2011 07:54:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The hazards of Manowar http://zolireds.net/blog/2011/09/08/the-hazards-of-manowar/ http://zolireds.net/blog/2011/09/08/the-hazards-of-manowar/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:48:40 +0000 Z! http://zolireds.net/blog/?p=1675

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Monkey Business vs Alone I Remember

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Just because your favourite artist creates a side project where he uses saxophone and other gay instruments and not all the songs have blastbeats and growling, it won’t make his new album a progressive avantgarde rock masterpiece.

*sigh*

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]]> http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/23/evil-evil-evil/feed/ 0 The Making of The Wicker Man http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/13/the-making-of-the-wicker-man/ http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/13/the-making-of-the-wicker-man/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:37:11 +0000 Z! http://zolireds.net/blog/?p=1415 Step one:
Take a Judas Priest song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.

Running Wild vs The Wicker Man

Step two:
Take a Queensrÿche song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.

Spreading The Disease vs The Wicker Man

Step three:
Take a post 80s Maiden era like dumb chorus line that your singer can repeat endlessly. “Your time will come” will perfectly do it. There you have a new Iron Maiden song. Enjoy!

The Wicker Man

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Caller: Hi.
Me: Hey, long time no hear.
Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD?
Me: What?
Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago.
Me: No, you did not.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Caller. Ah, okay. How is the family?

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