zolireds.net » fun http://zolireds.net/blog Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:24:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Monkey Business http://zolireds.net/blog/2010/04/14/monkey-business/ http://zolireds.net/blog/2010/04/14/monkey-business/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:42:40 +0000 Z! http://zolireds.net/blog/?p=1578 Tobias Sammet (Avantasia): “I did not steal Alone I Remember from Skid Row if you’re referring to that. I know the song and I think my song is way more bluesy.”

Monkey Business vs Alone I Remember Get Adobe Flash player

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Woman: That’s 19,575.
Me: Okay, here’s 20,000.
Woman: I’ll be right back with the change. Need to go to my office first as I don’t have a calculator with me.
Me: Err?
Woman: I’m not an expert in mental arithmetic.

Well, I can see that…

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Just because your favourite artist creates a side project where he uses saxophone and other gay instruments and not all the songs have blastbeats and growling, it won’t make his new album a progressive avantgarde rock masterpiece.

*sigh*

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]]> http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/23/evil-evil-evil/feed/ 0 The Making of The Wicker Man http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/13/the-making-of-the-wicker-man/ http://zolireds.net/blog/2009/10/13/the-making-of-the-wicker-man/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:37:11 +0000 Z! http://zolireds.net/blog/?p=1415 Step one:
Take a Judas Priest song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.

Running Wild vs The Wicker Man Get Adobe Flash player

Step two:
Take a Queensrÿche song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.

Spreading The Disease vs The Wicker Man Get Adobe Flash player

Step three:
Take a post 80s Maiden era like dumb chorus line that your singer can repeat endlessly. “Your time will come” will perfectly do it. There you have a new Iron Maiden song. Enjoy!

The Wicker Man Get Adobe Flash player

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Caller: Hi.
Me: Hey, long time no hear.
Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD?
Me: What?
Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago.
Me: No, you did not.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Caller. Ah, okay. How is the family?

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