Tobias Sammet (Avantasia): “I did not steal Alone I Remember from Skid Row if you’re referring to that. I know the song and I think my song is way more bluesy.”
swfobject.registerObject(”ssg_gplayer_object-1578-0″, “9.0.0″, “http://zolireds.net/blog/wp-content/plugins/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player/swfobject/expressInstall.swf”);
Monkey Business vs Alone I Remember
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The accountant of the company I work at came into my office for some business. She was about to repay me a bill that I financed for the company. Here’s the written documentary of the transaction:
Woman: That’s 19,575.
Me: Okay, here’s 20,000.
Woman: I’ll be right back with the change. Need to go to my office first [...]
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Dear black metal fans,
Just because your favourite artist creates a side project where he uses saxophone and other gay instruments and not all the songs have blastbeats and growling, it won’t make his new album a progressive avantgarde rock masterpiece.
*sigh*
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Step one:
Take a Judas Priest song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.
swfobject.registerObject(”ssg_gplayer_object-1415-0″, “9.0.0″, “http://zolireds.net/blog/wp-content/plugins/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player/swfobject/expressInstall.swf”);
Running Wild vs The Wicker Man
Step two:
Take a Queensrÿche song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough.
swfobject.registerObject(”ssg_gplayer_object-1415-1″, “9.0.0″, “http://zolireds.net/blog/wp-content/plugins/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player/swfobject/expressInstall.swf”);
Spreading The Disease vs The Wicker Man
Step three:
Take a post 80s Maiden era like dumb chorus line that your [...]
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The following phone conversation happened between me and an old schoolmate of mine that I haven’t seen for years:
Caller: Hi.
Me: Hey, long time no hear.
Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD?
Me: What?
Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago.
Me: No, you did not.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Caller. Ah, okay. How is the family?
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