The hazards of Manowar

Monkey Business

Tobias Sammet (Avantasia): “I did not steal Alone I Remember from Skid Row if you’re referring to that. I know the song and I think my song is way more bluesy.” Monkey Business vs Alone I Remember

Ihsahnity

Dear black metal fans, Just because your favourite artist creates a side project where he uses saxophone and other gay instruments and not all the songs have blastbeats and growling, it won’t make his new album a progressive avantgarde rock masterpiece. *sigh*

Evil Evil Evil

The Making of The Wicker Man

Step one: Take a Judas Priest song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough. Running Wild vs The Wicker Man Step two: Take a Queensrÿche song that isn’t their biggest hit but still decent enough. Spreading The Disease vs The Wicker Man Step three: Take a post 80s Maiden era like dumb chorus [...]

Caller from the Past

The following phone conversation happened between me and an old schoolmate of mine that I haven’t seen for years: Caller: Hi. Me: Hey, long time no hear. Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD? Me: What? Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago. Me: No, you did not. Caller: Are you sure? [...]

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