The following phone conversation happened between me and an old schoolmate of mine that I haven’t seen for years:

Caller: Hi.
Me: Hey, long time no hear.
Caller: Where is my Metal Church CD?
Me: What?
Caller: I lent it to you a few years ago.
Me: No, you did not.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Caller. Ah, okay. How is the family?

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